Roxie HuggleMutt Knottie: The Ultimate Plush for Your Big Pup's Snuggles and Play!
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HuggleMutt Knottie®: Small but Mighty! Fetch Fun Guaranteed – Your Pup's New Best Friend!
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Herky the Hawk Knottie: Iowa Hawkeyes Pup's Game Day Buddy! Officially Licensed Plush Toy
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Wildcat Knottie: Willie Plush Pup Pal! Show Your K-State Spirit!
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Jay the Blue Jay: Hopkins' Best Friend. Knottie Dog Toy for the Win!
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Cow Knottie: Dottie's Doggone Delightful Plush Pal! Fetch Fun & Cuddles!
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Mike the Tiger Knottie Plush: LSU Pride for Your Pup
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Steamy Sock Monkey Knottie®: The Cuddliest Plush Pal for Your Pup!
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Testudo's Tackle Time Treat: Maryland Terps Pup Plush! Get Yours Today!
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Maple Moose X-Brace: The Toughest Plush for Your Best Buddy!
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Birch Bunny X-Brace™: The Ultimate Plush Dog Toy for Playful Fun!
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Lobsta Love Unleashed: Huggle-Fusion® McCracken Plush Dog Toy – Fetch, Fun, & Fluff!
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